NANCY PELOSI FEATURES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside of a parallel universe where political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty methods, uncovered herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. Everything started innocently enough, having a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but small d